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Truck Dumps Naughty Cargo All Over I-40, Bizarre Shark Freaks Out Fishermen

Hilarity ensued after a semi-truck spilled an embarrassing load all over I-40 as reporters struggled to describe the naughty items. Also, a fisherman catches a nightmarish alien-looking shark as experts debate what it is.

Premature delivery: Semi-truck makes embarrassing spill of unmentionables all over I-40

Two trucks collided on I-40 in Oklahoma on Friday, causing one semitrailer to overturn and shot its contents over the highway, completely covering the roadway with a variety of goods on Friday. The items were so embarrassing that the reporters on the scene struggled with how to describe the naughty toys and tidbits that had come out of their discreet packaging.

The story went viral over the awkward hilarity of the situation as the highway was littered with a variety of adult toys. Helicopters hovered above, zooming in as they tried to figure out what had spilled on the road. Once they identified the risqué items that covered a massive amount of the four-lane roadway, they struggled not to be too specific in describing the spilled cargo. Some funny banter ensued with some inadvertent humor as well, TMZ reported.

One reporter said the overturned semi had “lost its load,” not realizing the accidental humor, as he zoomed in and asked, “What’s he carrying there?” The camera zoomed in on the boxes which had the words “fake phallus” printed on the side, then quickly zoomed away.

Juvenile jokes and gutter humor quickly went viral over the Internet, drawing in millions of views and thousands of tweets, the New York Post reported. A video on Twitter was re-tweeted 3.9 million times, Yahoo reported.

Trying to clean up the massive spill wound up blocking traffic for hours, giving a new definition and a literal sense to the term “c**k-blocked.”

Fishermen freak out: Guy catches bizarre deep-sea shark, calls it “stuff of nightmares”

A fisherman in Australia caught a rare, deep-sea shark and posted a picture on Facebook that terrified users with its alien-looking appearance, bizarre saw-like teeth, sand-papery skin texture, and otherworldly eyes. Trapman Bermagui posted a snap earlier this week and has since gone viral. Guesses at what the catch could be ensued among the fishing community, speculating it may be a roughskin dogfish shark, while an expert from California State University at Long Beach shark lab said it appeared to be a deep-water kitefin shark, which are also known in the waters off Australia, the New York Post reported.